January, 2004
It's shallow of me--
I hate that he walks with his
palms facing backwards.
December, 2003
So, did he have his
weapons of mass destruction
in the hole with him?
November, 2003
"Wasn't my banner,"
said the Great Warrior King,
before slipping out.
September, 2003
Polls slipping away.
War not as they advertised.
Time for more Terror.
August, 2003
Only sixteen words.
"Thous Shalt Not Kill" was just four,
but hey, who's counting?
June, July - what, I should write haikus all summer?
May, 2003
So what if they lied
about the reasons for war?
It looked great on Fox.
Special Bonus April Haiku!
Mr. Bush's strength
lies in his vast army of
poop-throwing monkeys.
April, 2003
The war plan is right;
the Pentagon just doesn't
know what Karl Rove knows.
March, 2003
Somewhere John Ashcroft
Hears me say "large--with mushrooms".
He can kiss my ass.
February, 2003
Tax cuts bring new jobs!
Of course, this is just a start...
...You want fries with that?
January, 2003
I saw Joe Strummer
in a dream. He said that you
and I should have sex.
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