Thursday, February 12, 2004
From the Home Office in Boston, MA...
The Top Ten Reasons to Support Gay Marriage:
10. Don't believe it affects own marriage at all.
9. Really don't care what other consenting adults do in their bedrooms.
8. Actually know some gays.
7. Heard George Bush was against it.
6. Don't want to vote on someone else's civil rights because they might want to vote on mine.
5. Don't secretly hate gays.
4. Fantasizing about 70's-style "key party" with hot lesbian couple down the street.
3. Think more hair salons should be "pop & pop" operations.
2. Don't believe it's "activist" for the Massachusetts SJC to rule on the constitutionality of a case before it, but is "activist" to want to change the Constitution if you don't like the ruling.
1. Skin crawls to hear activist from Alabama come to Boston and drawl, "We want to hold our legislators accountable."
10. Don't believe it affects own marriage at all.
9. Really don't care what other consenting adults do in their bedrooms.
8. Actually know some gays.
7. Heard George Bush was against it.
6. Don't want to vote on someone else's civil rights because they might want to vote on mine.
5. Don't secretly hate gays.
4. Fantasizing about 70's-style "key party" with hot lesbian couple down the street.
3. Think more hair salons should be "pop & pop" operations.
2. Don't believe it's "activist" for the Massachusetts SJC to rule on the constitutionality of a case before it, but is "activist" to want to change the Constitution if you don't like the ruling.
1. Skin crawls to hear activist from Alabama come to Boston and drawl, "We want to hold our legislators accountable."
