Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Let's Get To the Bottom of This Thing...
Having failed, utterly, to understand the finer points of religion, we've decided to pose questions in the hope that those less spiritually challenged than us -- and that would be just about everyone -- will be able to clear us up on a few things.
Starting with these:
1. A women is married for twenty years to a man she loves deeply, but, sadly, he dies young. After a time, because she is young, she marries another man whom she also comes to love deeply. After another 20 years she and that man both die.
Which husband does she spend enternity with in heaven?
2. A man with a pregnant wife dies tragically at age 25. His child is born, grows to be a man, and lives to the age of 78.
In heaven, is the son 53 years older than the father? How does this affect their relationship?
More to come...
Starting with these:
1. A women is married for twenty years to a man she loves deeply, but, sadly, he dies young. After a time, because she is young, she marries another man whom she also comes to love deeply. After another 20 years she and that man both die.
Which husband does she spend enternity with in heaven?
2. A man with a pregnant wife dies tragically at age 25. His child is born, grows to be a man, and lives to the age of 78.
In heaven, is the son 53 years older than the father? How does this affect their relationship?
More to come...
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i've wondered about the first myself.
as to the second, maybe, hell who knows?
it seems the father should be older.
if a man in a forest says something and his wife doesn't hear it, is he still wrong?
as to the second, maybe, hell who knows?
it seems the father should be older.
if a man in a forest says something and his wife doesn't hear it, is he still wrong?
i got your answers right here:
1) steve.
2) they just change the lyrics to 'cat's in the cradle' around, and everything works out fine. you know they'll have a good time then.
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1) steve.
2) they just change the lyrics to 'cat's in the cradle' around, and everything works out fine. you know they'll have a good time then.
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