Sunday, July 23, 2006
Missive from Vacationland
201k and family are on vacation, typing dutifully with our toes in the water, in a place so rural that even the local toddlers have sidearms. So The Terrorists won't be stealing any candy around here.
We city mice were surprised to see that many of the men in the area have very short hair and handlebar mustaches but seemingly aren't gay. Very strange. With slightly shorter shorts they'd look perfectly in place down in Ptown. America is indeed a land of contrasts.
With no other choice we had breakfast at McDonald's this morning. When asked by Mrs. 201k if they had pancakes -- because there were none on the menu -- the teenager behind the counter said, "No -- we only have hotcakes".
We city mice were surprised to see that many of the men in the area have very short hair and handlebar mustaches but seemingly aren't gay. Very strange. With slightly shorter shorts they'd look perfectly in place down in Ptown. America is indeed a land of contrasts.
With no other choice we had breakfast at McDonald's this morning. When asked by Mrs. 201k if they had pancakes -- because there were none on the menu -- the teenager behind the counter said, "No -- we only have hotcakes".
