Welcome to 201k.com - A Commonwealth Perspective.

We know there's a war on and that our democracy is crumbling around us, but...

You people with the "walkie-talkie" cell phones. Jesus H. Christ.

*Be-deep* "Hey."

*Be-deep* "S'up?"

*Be-deep* "What are you doin'?"

*Be-deep* "Nothin'."

*Be-deep* "Where are you?"

*Be-deep* "I'm here. Where are you?"

*Be-deep* "I'm here."

*Be-deep* "What are you doin'?"

*Be-deep* "Nothin'."

*Be-deep* "Where's Jimmy?"

*Be-deep* "What?"

*Be-deep* "Where's Jimmy?"

*Be-deep* "I dunno."

*Be-deep* "What are you doin'?"

*Be-deep* "Nothing. S'up?"

*Be-deep* "I'm here."

*Be-deep* "Ok, talk to you later."

*Be-deep* "Ok."

Here's a hint: If you're not a contractor, a cop, or a hit man, you don't need a goddamn walkie-talkie. Jesus H. Christ will you people shut up.

</Childish Rant>