Sunday, November 05, 2006
Oops.
Our mistake. We thought liberalism was to blame for the rash of moralizing right-wing preachers and politicians who are secretly gay, adulterers, drug users, or gay adultering drug users. But it turns out it's really the fault of women. Of course.
1. Damn women! First the fall of man -- now this!
2. Now that you mention, it, we've always thought the wives of famous right-wing preachers looked like male cross-dressers.
3. It's not just that their wives "let themselves go" -- it's that they don't look like boys.
4. "If you hadn't let yourself go and been sexually unavailable, I wouldn't have been doing meth and taking it up the butt in a parked car! Harlot!"
Try it yourself, and send us your best lines.
- It is not uncommon to meet pastors' wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness. A wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband's sin, but she may not be helping him either.
1. Damn women! First the fall of man -- now this!
2. Now that you mention, it, we've always thought the wives of famous right-wing preachers looked like male cross-dressers.
3. It's not just that their wives "let themselves go" -- it's that they don't look like boys.
4. "If you hadn't let yourself go and been sexually unavailable, I wouldn't have been doing meth and taking it up the butt in a parked car! Harlot!"
Try it yourself, and send us your best lines.
