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Sunday, April 01, 2007

 

Cry Me A River.


How do you like this guy?Translation: I switched to what I figured was the winning team because I'm a politically expedient weasel with a knack for verbal rationalizations. What the hell -- it was no skin off my nose if Bush and Rove screwed the whole country, and it rocketed my career to the top, so I pulled out all the stops in sliming the candidate from the party I used to belong to.

But now my kid has to go to Iraq, so I'm suddenly granting interviews saying, really, I was opposed to the President's policies all along -- I just never, you know, said so, or "submitted" any of my strongly-worded criticisms, or actually protested in any way whatsoever.

But seriously, all along I was on the, uh, other winning side -- the one that will bring my kid back from Iraq.

Your kids -- I couldn't care less about.

Weasel. Just like all the rest.

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