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Monday, April 30, 2007

 

Pay No Attention to that Yucky Old Piece of Paper...


It never stops being hilarious.Hmm. Let's try it a few different ways, to get a better sense of it, in all its implications:So remember, folks: we don't have a Constitution that guarantees inalienable rights, we have mob rule in which the everyone's rights are subject to a vote at any time. So you'd just better keep your head down and not make any trouble, you hear?

 

What a Surprise


201k, Friday, March 02, 2007:Fast forward two months, and it turns out they aren't getting them from Uranus; they're getting them from coal mines:You can just hear it, can't you?

"No one could possibly have foreseen that turning the regulation of our food over to industry lobbyists would result in safety and wholesomeness being compromised for profit..."

Sunday, April 29, 2007

 

Ok...


...maybe the Rangers will win one. But that's it.

Friday, April 27, 2007

 

Joe, We Hardly Knew Ye...


We know you turn to 201k for all your sports needs, so we'll share two predictions with you:

1. Joe Torre will not last the season with the New York Yankees.

2. The New York Rangers won't win a game against the Sabres -- not one. Sabres in 4. Mrs. 201k is not happy about this. In her words, and we quote, "I hate the Sabres."

Thursday, April 26, 2007

 

Live Free or Die


Congratulations to New Hampshire, whose people have validated our faith in them, and our love for the state -- which is 201k's home away from home.Unlike some so-called conservatives, the citizens of New Hampshire understand that "Live Free or Die" means freedom from having the government dictate how and with whom consenting adults can have relationships.

In other words, freedom means freedom. Great work, New Hampshire!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

 

An Exchange of Ideas


Senator Harry Reid of Nevada and Vice President Dick Cheney have engaged in a war of words over President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq.

Reid said that Bush's inability to change course in the face of an obviously failed policy which was based on a false premise and which is opposed by a majority of Americans suggests that the President is in "a state of denial" about the war.

Cheney rebutted that Reid hates America, that Democrats want to see the terrorists win, and that liberals "have turned our children into homosexuals."

Chris Matthews can see both sides.

America, 2007.

 

Perspective II


Let's just be clear about this:

Getting a $400 haircut: Not Ok.

Jetting around in donated corporate jets: Ok.

It's all a matter of perspective. Like Mother 201k used to say: if a Democrat does it, it's graft; if a Republican does it, it's patronage.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

 

Perspective


201k and family were in Manhattan for a few days, and watched the first Red Sox/Yankees game of the season, Friday night, on YES, the Yankee's TV network.

Interesting experience, being in NYC and watching the Yankees blow a lead to the Sox in the 8th back at Fenway.

Interesting as in, hilarious. Awesome, actually. Monumental.

Watching the Sox/Yankees on YES is kinda like watching Star Wars from the Empire's perspective. Just trying to run the Galaxy, you know, and you have these terrorists trying to blow up your most expensive weapon, the Planetary Liberation Sphere.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

 

The Ethics of Emergencies


The agendas were out quickly.Ok, Wolfgang. But at what price?

Who's to say that having more guns around, which may or may not help in these sorts of extraordinary circumstances, would not cause more harm than good on balance? What's the trade-off? A student with a gun maybe stops this kid before he does as much damage as he did -- in exchange for how many more murders a year?

Only the ideologues of the right would think the answer to a shooting spree is more guns.

 

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

 

Misspent Capital


201k are not peace-niks. There -- we said it.

We love John Lennon. A lot. And "Give Peave a Chance" is a great idea.

It only works, though, if everyone embraces it. And, sadly, that's not the world we live it. We live in a hockey world, which means: sometimes you have to send in the goons. Otherwise the other guy will run your goalie all night.

It was perfectly natural -- and proper -- for Americans to want to respond to 9/11. The desire to respond, combined with the will to prevent a reccurance, was human. It was right. It was natural.

But George Bush hijacked that desire, that emotional capital, and used it to fulfill an ideological agenda in Iraq. He spared no effort trying to convince Americans that this agenda was in fact the response to 9/11, bending and in some cases inventing wholecloth the truth, while never (well, rarely) lying outright.

9/11 created emotional capital. George Bush took it and spent it somewhere else.

When will he, and his enablers in the media, pay for this horrible, horrible act?

When?

Sunday, April 01, 2007

 

C'mon, New York...


Give the clown his bike back.

 

Cry Me A River.


How do you like this guy?Translation: I switched to what I figured was the winning team because I'm a politically expedient weasel with a knack for verbal rationalizations. What the hell -- it was no skin off my nose if Bush and Rove screwed the whole country, and it rocketed my career to the top, so I pulled out all the stops in sliming the candidate from the party I used to belong to.

But now my kid has to go to Iraq, so I'm suddenly granting interviews saying, really, I was opposed to the President's policies all along -- I just never, you know, said so, or "submitted" any of my strongly-worded criticisms, or actually protested in any way whatsoever.

But seriously, all along I was on the, uh, other winning side -- the one that will bring my kid back from Iraq.

Your kids -- I couldn't care less about.

Weasel. Just like all the rest.

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