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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

 

Kickin' 'Em When They're Down


Sorry, can't resist this:(Pause)

Monday, November 26, 2007

 

Did Teddy Ever Wear a Dress?


Giuliani: US must improve foreign relationsFunny, but just the other day we were thinking that the flamboyant Mr. Giuliani, who has never in his life spoken softly, embodies the exact opposite of Teddy's aphorism.

Which is to say, he speaks loudly, and, er...

...nevermind.

 

Martha, My Dear


More evidence that the world should be run by women:We've always loved Martha Coakley, despite her being a prosecutor, and not just because she shares a first name with Paul McCartney's old dog.

The truth is that, here, she's paid attention to something that the papers have missed, and that the governor has either ignored, or willfully colluded on.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

 

Irony You Can Bank On?


So, 201k was considering a checking account at a bank in our neighborhood that will go nameless (Brookline Savings Bank) and went online to check their rates and fees.

My goodness.

To get interest-bearing free checking and pay no fees, you have to keep an average daily balance of $20,000. This is a personal checking account, mind you. For this the bank will pay 0.2% interest. That's 0.2%.

They keep $20,000 of your money, and pay 0.2%. So after a year you'll have $20,040 in your checking account. If your balance drops below $20,000 the fee is $15 a month.

Maybe there are people out there who need that kind of money in their personal checking account -- who knows. But it seems to us that you'd get a better return on your money buying $20,000 in lottery tickets, and the hell with the free checks.

But here's the thing: while we were reading about these enticing banking terms the story broke that another bank in our city had been robbed.

And well, it just sort of struck as ironic that this guy is risking 20 years in prison to steal, what, $1000 from a bank -- while across town a bank is legally robbing people blind.

Monday, November 12, 2007

 

The Bore on Christmas


201k feels strongly that a law should be passed preventing Bill O'Reilly from dragging out his tired "War on Christmas" schtick before Thanksgiving.

It bad enough that the retailers jump the season.

 

Barack Obama...


...is vaporware.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

 

Campaign Slogans II


Rudy Guliani: Because After Bush/Cheney, America is Actually READY for a President Named 'Rudolph'

Barack Obama: Qualified Shmollified -- I'm CUTE!

Mike Huckabee: When Ron Paul is Not Quite Whacky Enough for You

Hillary Clinton: Right -- Like You'd Have Walked Out on Him

John McCain: If You Won't Vote for Me, At Least Vote for My Bus

John Edwards: Look On the Bright Side: I Won't Have to Debate Cheney This Time

Mitt Romney: Values and Faith Are at the Core of My Being -- But My Advisors Say I Can't Talk About Them So I Won't

Friday, November 09, 2007

 

Campaign Slogans I


Rudy Guliani: Because No One Keeps the Darkies Down Like a Mob Lawyer

Barack Obama: Please Forget That I Campaigned for Joe Lieberman

Mike Huckabee: When You Want a Republican That's REALLY Crazy

Hillary Clinton: Get Over It -- I'm Going to Win

John McCain: Really, I'm Not Like The Others (You Still Buying That?)

John Edwards: I May Be The Most Qualified, But I Still Talk Like Ned Flanders

Mitt Romney: Spin the Wheel - Hear What You Want!

Monday, November 05, 2007

 
Rosie O'Donnell in Talks to Join MSNBCCountdown with Keith Olbermann followed by Rosie O'Donnell?

Count us in. We'll definitely be watching.

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